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Pirate Hot Chocolate

The snowflakes are turnin’ bloody at me feet. Battle’s found us even here in these icy cliffs. Damn the war-walruses and their tenacity. We’ll gore ’em all eventually. In the meantime I’ve found a...

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This week, Monday 24th September 2012

Breaking Time I’m taking a week off. Yep, it pains me to say it but I’ve been running myself ragged at work, out of work, at fun and at some less fun stuff too. So – no stories planned for this week...

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This week, Monday 3rd September 2012

A Whole Heap of Hooting Well I’ve still done very little. I blame a very short working week, the burning need to catch up on some sleep (achieved!) and a shocking lack of discipline. The main thing to...

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This week, Monday 11th February 2013

A Week Into Silence Our beautiful cat, Merly Wow, a very different week last week from the week before. I guess that’s normal, but I do find that many weeks feel much the same. That endless revolution...

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This week, Monday 4th February 2013

Brain Anaesthesia The year of exhausting weeks continues… Last week was an endurance feat for me: five days of receiving training in preparation for training others in a system that doesn’t do what...

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This week, Monday 28th January 2013

Life is a Lot Like A Spreadsheet One of the greatest, and most ignored tragedies of human existence is not war, or famine or disease – all of which are terrible yet somehow intrinsic to our species...

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This week, Monday 21st January 2013

The Year is Full of Days I’ve spent most of this week anxiously looking out of the window and willing it to snow. I consider this a week well-spent. It would be nice to have more snow though. We’ve had...

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This week, Monday 14th January 2013

Week One: Completed I have survived the first week back at work. I was pleased to find it was exactly as stressful and full of nonsense as I had anticipated. It’s sort of nice to be right. Getting up...

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This week, Monday 7th January 2013

Happy New Year to ye! May it be filled with splendour and treasure surpassing the last. Did you have a good Christmas? I did. That and the pre-Christmas preparations washed all my writing plans and...

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This week, Monday 17th December 2012

Return of the Captain! I’ve been away… sorry! The end of the year has somewhat overwhelmed us here on board The Grim Bastard. Not content with half a dozen shows and events, we’ve arranged  myriad...

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This week, Monday 12th November 2012

Knackered! This week’s totally wiped me out. I’ve had some fine emotional highs and lows which have made it all… interesting. Tonnes of work, as I said last week, but I’m determined that it won’t screw...

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This week, Monday 5th November 2012

The Little Grey Cells I’ve seen more Poirot this week than ever before. My other half adores Agatha Christie adaptations so if they’re on, we watch them. Or at least absorb them while doing something...

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This week, Monday 29th October 2012

The Organisational Skills of A Crippled Weasel Yup, successfully distracted by life and the usual tedium of blundering through work. Still… we’ve had another improv show which featured the erotic...

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This week, Monday 15th October 2012

Back on Trackish A relatively quiet week for me – much appreciated. It ended with the all too brief return of a friend from Texas (and fine drinks in the pub), and then a splendid improv comedy show at...

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This week, Monday 8th October 2012

The Return of the I Okay… so one week rolled into several. I guess that’s the way it goes. I took a couple of weeks off because I’ve not been at my best and I have suffered for it. I am back. No, I...

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This week, Monday 17th September 2012

Muchas Distractiona I’m most amused to follow a successful writing week with an abject failure of a week. Apologies in advance for the lack of novel scribblage. I’m being somewhat overtaken by work at...

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This week, Monday 10th September 2012

Waking Up and Scribbling Hurray – a successful week! Not in the work sense of course, but the far more important arena of doing the writing I wanted to. My plan was to write a story every morning...

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This week, Tuesday 28th August 2012

Wedded to the Wise Okay, so I’m a couple of days behind this week. I’m placing the blame squarely on my little brother. It was a beautiful and unconventional wedding on Saturday – very nicely sited in...

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This week, Monday 20th August 2012

Distractions, distractions So the week of peace and quiet has been followed by a week of bad sleep and stress. Splendid. I suppose that’s the nature of going back to work. I’ve also been doing a lot of...

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This week, Monday 13th August 2012

Curses, back to work I’ve had a lovely week of peace and quiet, but contrary to my expectations I’ve done almost nothing. No really, I have almost literally achieved nothing, other than relaxing and...

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This week, Monday 6th August 2012

I am free – for a week Woohoo. It’s my birthday (yesterday), so I have toys to play with, many books to read, oddments to oddinate and a week of peace and laziness ahead of me. In celebration I shall...

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This week, Monday 30th July 2012

Oh, it’s another week… already. Okay, sort of back on track… every weekend seems to be busy at the moment. This weekend contained lots of being awake and improv shows with MissImp, which was great fun,...

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This week, Monday 23rd July 2012

Stag Action Ahar, tis a fractional delay in posting this week. Me apologies. Tis the result of spending all weekend engaged in stag party activity for me dinky brother. A splendid and fun weekend, with...

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This week, Monday 16th July 2012

Mucosal Delays Ye captain’s been grossly beleagured by hayfever this week – tis as if Neptune’s swept some bastard trees out to moult upon me face for bangin’ his merwench daughters. Tis ticklesome in...

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